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November 18, 2019
November 11, 2019
Good Morning from the coup and Happy Veterans Day from all us birds to those who have served our country.
We chickens have heard from many of our friends that they are tired of the ads and mudslinging in the governor’s race. We have been watching from the coup on our big screen and we agree that it has gotten out of hand. We birds are Republicans as you may know, and we are ready for a change. Chicken Scratch prices have doubled under John Bel Edwards and we can’t lay more eggs to pay for it. It’s funny that Edwards is appearing everywhere, including Natchitoches, a couple of times lately, but you never see him at any other time which is just like most politicians. Sadly, it is true that we chickens can’t afford to drive our chick-mobile anymore because of the highest auto insurance rates in the country. Our Democrat bird friends are all for Edwards because he represents more free scratch and has even added some whole kernel corn and free egg pick-up services. He will do and say anything for a vote. We are hoping that our friend, who has done a lot for us birds, President Donald Trump, will help Eddie Rispone win the governor’s seat. One thing is for certain around Natchitoches and that is the black church buses have been rolling, delivering voters to the polls in the election and that is a huge push from the Edwards campaign. Some say the money is flowing to black leaders. We say that’s typical Louisiana politics; the way it has been for years. We birds have not been offered any “canvassing” money, which is simply vote- buying money, but we hear our Democrat chicken friends have been getting a lot of extra hen chops and scratch to cackle for Edwards. We predict a big win for Rispone. Time will tell!
The parish president’s race is in full swing and as most of our readers know, we are supporting John Richmond. Mr. Chicken has been upset at some of the ads from the Waskom campaign. Some of these ads are simply mudslinging and the local Journal continues to sponsor some of this misleading material. Seems to us that a local news source should not be conspiring to help another candidate with secret recordings of meetings that are meaningless. Many believe that Bill Vance is behind some of these ads and it is no secret he has been seen with Waskom throughout the campaign. And of course, the hens know well that some of this might be tied to Linda Vance, his wife who is also getting money paid by Waskom. Linda is the one who secretly recorded a meeting regarding $1200 of rock which was purchased to go on parish roads and no one gained a cent by the purchase. This is the same Linda who was demoted and sent next door and who has threatened a law suit against the parish to waste more of our tax dollars. We birds surely hope the voters have seen through all of these dirty deeds.
The sheriff’s race over in Sabine Parish is very active with many ads for both candidates. Sheriff Richardson is a great person and has represented Sabine well. On the other side, Mr. Aaron Mitchell is running a very good campaign and has a lot of support. We birds think this is a fairly close race and look forward to the results.
We chickens worry about the state of affairs in this country and right here in our state and town. Crime is on the rise with shootings and killings happening right here in Natchitoches. We birds have noticed racial tension has gone up as the debate in Congress over impeachment continues. The Republicans and Democrats continue to get nothing done and we all pay for it. The socialist-talking Democrat presidential candidates who want to promise everything free are enticing voters. Talk of free healthcare, forgiving student loans and other freebies have grabbed the attention of those who would like handouts and would lead this country to third world status and break it financially. That’s the way we birds see it anyway.
We hope everyone has a great week and please vote! It’s your civic duty and you can’t complain about anything if you don’t vote!
Monday, November 4, 2016
WARNING TO NATCHITOCHES PARISH VOTERS:
Boy, Mr. Rooster woke up this morning spitting chicken scratch everywhere after reading a Natchitoches Parish Journal article. Here are some interesting facts about the articles written by the Journal recently.
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Good morning from chicken coup on this foggy Wednesday morning. We birds watched the Astro’s game last night and were disappointed in the series going to a seventh game. Astro’s pitcher Verlander was not as sharp as Washington’s pitcher, maybe tonight’s final game will be better.
Good Morning from the Coop on this rainy Monday morning. Things have been fairly quiet from the elections and run-off candidates so far. We birds are waiting to see if the races stay clean. All of the run-off candidates seem to be low key right now. Mr. Rooster says there are a good many Justin Lester signs popping up on the west side of Red River. District 4 is a huge district that runs from Black Lake, Goldonna, Ashland, and all the way over to highway 1 and even Oak Grove.
The parish president race between Richmond and Waskom is quiet. Maybe the calm before the storm as they say?
Over in Sabine Parish, the Assessor and Sheriff’s race should start heating up. Mr. Red Rooster says that Sheriff Ronny Richardson is really working hard to retain his seat against challenger Aaron Mitchell who managed to get the most votes in the primary election. The Assessor’s race might be close, but we birds are thinking that Caroll Ellzey is facing an uphill battle against challenger Chris Tidwell. Ellzey once served as Assessor and denies being responsible for the outrageous assessments and huge increases in property taxes that residents are complaining about.
All of us chickens from both Natchitoches and Sabine are hoping Governor Edwards gets beat in the run-off. Mr. Chicken says that it will be almost impossible for him, and history proves that an incumbent governor who is forced in a run-off does not win. Mr. Rooster was clucking to all the hens that the turnout will be much different. Everyone knows a Democrat governor relies on black votes to win and history proves that blacks tend to vote less in the second round statewide. Louisiana is a red state with every other statewide elected official being a Republican, so we birds think the same will happen with the Governor’s race.
A concern we birds have these days is crime in Natchitoches. It seems that we are having shootings regularly and the latest happening on Amulet Street, a main black street in the west part of town. Most of the shooting and murders have occurred in the west part of town with the exception of one in the east part of town in a nice neighborhood. We birds don’t know what can be done about this; maybe there is nothing that can be done. The hens are much more careful these days scratching down many streets in town. The scary thing is that many very young people are carrying weapons and of course much of the problem is drugs.
Mr. Rooster has been trying to keep up with the apartment saga over on Second Street and it seems the city has been sued by the owners or bank that holds the note. We are all interested in the outcome of this, as the mayor does not want the development to continue because of the “types” of people that might live there. We birds are opposed to the demolition of these apartments because we know how it is to live without much of a roof over our heads.
One last thing to all the candidates, especially those who won or did not make the runoff: Please go out and remove your campaign signs from the public areas so we don’t have to look at them in the years to come!
Until next Monday, have a great day!
Monday, October 14, 2019
Good Morning from the chicken coup! We chickens are loving these fall temps. What an election day we had on Saturday! Mr. Rooster is still crowing about Stuart Wright winning the election outright between 3 good candidates. None of us birds thought he could win without a runoff. He proved all of us birds wrong.
The hens were scratching around for worms this morning and are disappointed that Patsy Hoover and Chris Paige made it back to the parish government. But, there was a bright spot with Rodney Bedgood being defeated. Mr. Chicken now says he would like to see Justin Lester serve in that seat, but Cheatwood seems to be the favorite at this point. We chickens would like to hear Cheatwood say he favors our current council form of government, but sadly he skirted the issue when asked and that gives us concern. Russell Rachal, the incumbent, was forced in a runoff by an old juror, John Salter. Mr. Rooster thinks that Salter would be a vote to change our government back to the old police jury, to which all of us chickens are opposed. As far as the parish president race, all of us birds, as we have said before, are supporting John Richmond. There is no doubt in our minds that he has the education, experience, and professionalism to lead our parish and it will be a tough job. John has the demeanor to get the job done and we hope the voters will decide to put him in that position.
On another note, Mr. Chicken and Mr. Rooster were ecstatic when we saw that Governor Edwards only got 46% of the vote. Based on history and the fact that Louisiana is a red state, we are crossing our claws that Eddie Rispone will be the next governor. We birds had not seen John Bel Edwards around here for the first 3 years, but he sure showed up at election time. Edwards is very close to the trial lawyers which makes our feathers fall out when we think about it. He touts the fact that he has been good to teachers and got them raises, but the teachers we know say he has done nothing for them and he is distorting the truth. Mr. Rooster is crowing loudly that Edwards got what votes he will get in the first round and Louisiana will have a Republican governor.
One thing that changes the dynamics of all runoff races is turnout. That is the factor that will determine what happens because many things change when there is a low turnout compared to the one we had with this election. Mr. Chicken is thinking we will have about half the turnout next time.
Over in Sabine Parish, it was very evident that Shelly Salter was the overwhelming choice for Clerk of Court and we congratulate her. We also commend Pollie Brandon for running a positive race against her. The assessors race should be interesting with Chris Tidwell and former assessor Carroll Ellzey. Both seem to be excellent candidates and the winner will depend on which candidate can garner the votes from the other four candidates who did not make the runoff. Mr. Red Rooster and his flock were very pleased to see Rodney Schamerhorn win the Representative race. Mr. Red Rooster was concerned about a lawsuit filed against Greg Lord, and the fact that it was not heard before the election. Finally, the Sheriff’s race should end up close. Mr. Red Rooster had been telling us birds that Aaron Mitchell was going to run Ronny Richardson a close race and it happened. Both candidates are back on the campaign trail today hoping for a November 16th victory. Frankie Howard ran a strong race and took some votes from Ronny Richardson that Richardson hopes to recover for the run-off.
We hope everyone has a great week from the coop!
October 7, 2019
September 30, 2019
Good morning from the coup, we birds sure are hoping for some cooler weather soon. The hens had a little meeting this morning while scratching for worms and grubs and discussed the governors race. The general consensus of the flock is that that we never hear from the governor and now he is everywhere. No surprise to us birds, and as we said before, he is appealing big to the black vote. We noticed black supporters waving Edwards signs on the bridge recently and signs all over black areas of town. But when we flew across the bridge into East Natchitoches, the Edwards signs were few. We birds wonder why the black voters are fooled by democrats who appear at election time with promises, but never live up to those promises and then they are gone till next election.
Mr. Rooster watched at a distance the city council meeting regarding the new tax and then we all read the letters to the editor in the Chicken Times. It seems that the mayor got caught not telling all the details and many feel like he has been deceptive. It was also pointed out that the city does not seem to be concerned about jobs and growth in those letters and we birds agree. For too long, the city seems to be only concerned with tourism. City leaders seem satisfied with Alliance and Pilgrims Pride, (thankfully, we are in the egg laying business), and its simply not enough. If nothing is done it might affect the next city elections, especially this new tax. We will say that councilman Eddie Harrington had a lot of guts to buck the vote and seems to be an independent refreshing voice on the council.
On another note, we chickens are happy the elections will be over in a couple of weeks. Things have seemed to quieten down a bit, no mudslinging this past week. We birds feel like we have 3 excellent candidates in the sheriff’s race and that our parish will be in good hands regardless. Mr. Chicken made a good point when he explained that the sheriff’s office is a 17 million dollar entity and the job is more administrative. We birds think Stuart Wright has all the qualifications needed as he has dealt with all of those areas over his long career. Although he has never been a road deputy, it is noted that Sheriff Jones has not made an arrest in 20 years. But we birds do like all the candidates and those that don’t have experience in all areas would surely fill those positions with people who are capable and qualified.
Over in Sabine Parish, Mr. Red Rooster reports that things are quiet there also. He says that there are a many who are very upset at the current and past assessor and the fact that their property has not been re-assessed in many years. He is being told that the increases are so bad that many houses and camps have gone on the market for sale, especially out on the lake. The assessors race is also interesting with a past assessor running who might be caught up in the controversy. Mr. Red Rooster thinks the clerk’s race is close and gives the edge to Polly Brandon. Mr. Red Rooster reports the Senate race is quiet. Regarding the State Representatives race, we noted last time that Dr. Greg Lord has a pending lawsuit against him, but will not be heard before the election. Rodney Schamerhorn has not seemingly come out to discuss the suit or investigate the particulars.
That’s it from the coup this morning, hope everyone has a great week and it finally cools off soon!
September 23, 2019
Hello from the chicken coup! Lots to talk about today! Mr. Chicken and Mr. Rooster were discussing the Governor’s race this weekend and noticed a share on Facebook by District Attorney Don Burkett regarding the race. Don seems to be a good conservative and noted an article in the Baton Rouge Morning Advocate regarding the campaign ads run by current Governor John Bel Edwards. There seems to be a lot of deception in those ads, especially regarding huge surpluses. The hens think John Bel is a tax and spend governor and is backed by the trial lawyers and a few sheriffs. We chickens took a stroll around town late one night, and while keeping an eye out for coyotes and stray dogs, we noticed many John Bel Edwards signs in trial lawyers’ yards. Believe us when we tell you that when the trial lawyers are supporting a candidate, they have a promise to do their bidding. That is why we have such high car insurance rates. We chickens have noticed that the lawyers have once again begun advertising for the car wreck business. They had slacked up a bit after some public outcry, but are now back at it again.
The Senate district he Parish President Rick Nowlin’s letter to the parish council regarding a large raise for a department head. The proposal in the letter was to raise the salary by a large amount, over $10,000 per year and get the council’s verbal approval. He says in his letter that it should be brought before the council, but he would implement the raise if no one objects. This is not good government and us chickens are opposed to that type of shady action. While we are talking about parish government, we chickens want to know a couple of things. We understand that John Salter, when leaving office last time, had some very questionable roads fixed at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars for friends and political cronies. We know that the information is accurate, but have not taken the time to do a public records request to find out which roads were done and exactly how much they cost the taxpayers. We are also told that the lawsuit filed recently by Alan McMurtry was a valid suit. We understand that the materials purchased were done so because Patsy Ward Hoover, a current councilperson, put a lot of pressure to get some extra roads worked on to benefit her re-election bid. That is what we birds were told from sources within the highway department for the parish. We chickens must reiterate that we hope council candidates Patsy Ward Hoover, Chris Paige and Rodney Bedgood are replaced with some individuals who will try to move this parish forward and put some confidence back in the embarrassing mess we have today. We think their agenda is to convert the parish back to the old police jury system so they can avoid term limits and be kings of their districts. Please, for the sake of the parish, vote them out of office!
Speaking of Senate politics in our area, we chickens got a copy of a lawsuit from Mr. Red Rooster in Many regarding Dr. Greg Lord, a doctor in Vernon parish who is running against a businessman, Rodney Schamerhorn, a resident of Florien. This Senate district comes into Natchitoches parish. It seems that Dr. Lord is accused of falsely luring 2 doctors into investing in a hospital in Leesville, La. The suit states that after a short period of time, the hospital filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and was sold, leaving the newly invested doctors holding the bag for much of the losses. We have sources that claim that Dr. Lord says he did not solicit the doctors to invest, but the lawsuit says differently and is very specific on how and where this happened. And strangely, this lawsuit has not been able to make it to court before the election. We chickens hope that some of the constituents will take a closer look at this suit and ask some questions before the election.
Speaking of Many and Sabine Parish, we chickens had a conference call with Mr. Red Rooster over in Sabine Parish. It seems from information he provided that the Clerk of Court’s race seems to be trending towards Polly Brandon. Some of his sources reveal that Polly has been in the legal profession at Brandon’s Law Office for many years and might keep the office professional. There has been a long line of those who occupy that office who have worked there under past clerks, but this race seems to be different as some personal issues exist.
Finally, not much going on regarding the Sheriff’s race in Natchitoches. We chickens were scratching around listening to a group of people who came to throw us some chicken feed and there was discussion that Stuart Wright might win the race outright. It seems they thought he had an excellent black vote coming and that would make a big difference. We birds also heard he will be getting the endorsement of the Natchitoches Voters and Civic League shortly which is a long-time black political organization started by Mr. Ben Johnson. We birds still look for a runoff between Wright and Pezant. As far as the parish president’s election, there is a lot of clucking going on about John Richmond. We birds have looked at the advertisement from Lee Waskom and we question his so-called papers and discussion of some outside engineer on roads. First, the roads will not get fixed by some outside engineer whom Waskom promotes as an expert and can help fix our roads. We have had more than one engineer that was knowledgeable about road building. We chickens know for a fact that no candidate has the answer for fixing roads. The answer, in our opinion, is a parish council who gets along and works together for our good. Then, and only then, the voters in Natchitoches Parish might vote for additional funding to make an attempt at getting our roads in better condition.
Everyone have a great week from the coup and your chicken friends!
September 16, 2019
Good Morning from the Chicken Coup! Mr. Chicken got on the Chickenet this morning and did some pecking on the State of Louisiana Secretary of State’s website. He did a little research on the recently released “30 Day Before the Election Reports” and here is a little of what he found:
Major contributions to candidates for Sheriff and Parish President running in Natchitoches Parish:
Steve Pezant: Raised about $40,000
Cane River Land (Jimmy Granger Jr.) $1500
Edgar and Flora Cason $5000
Gayle Cloud $1000
Thomas Hilton $2000
Don Kelley $2500
Keenan Kelley $1000
Luther Lott $1000
Wayne McCullen $1000
Sklar Cattle $2500
Rodney Sklar $2500
Stuart Wright: Raised about $60,000
Bankston Enterprises $1000
Doug Nichols $2000
Dean Abraham $1000
Martha Clark $1000
Gary Deblieux $1000
Micheal Murphy $2500
Nolan Powell $1000
Robert Salim $2500
J D Thorton and Jennifer $5000
Taylor Townsend $2500
Reginald Turner $1000
Rickie Williams $1000
Kimberly Wright $1500
Steve Rachal: Raised $23,000 of which $17,000 in form of a loan.
Alton Powell $1000
Mike Solice $2000
Parish Presidents Race:
William Waskom: Raised $2000
No major contributors
John Richmond: Raised $13,000 (Notably, John had over 80 contributors as compared to about 17 for his opponent.)
Robert Morgan $1000
Pat Johnson $1000
Kirk and Marie Soileau $1100
Mr. Chicken did not find reports for any other major candidates. We chickens think that knowledge of the election process is vital. To look at all the individual donations, loans and expenditures, simply go to: www.ethics.la.gov
Campaign Finance tab
Search for a specific Filer
Type in name or last name of candidate if there is a report, one will populate.
We chickens think that the elections will be very interesting and still predict a runoff in the Sheriff’s race. We, however, think that John Richmond will win the Parish President position. John stops by the coop every once in a while and we think he has the smarts and the right demeanor to handle parish government. With the current bunch pretty much a joke, hopefully things will go better and confidence will build.
We chickens are gonna scratch around and give a report on the various parish government races. We are thinking that Alan McMurtry will be and should be elected. All of us birds are still hoping that most will be voted out as we have expressed before, especially Bedgood, Paige and Ward.
Hope everyone has a great week. We chickens don’t have much to do but listen Around the Town, so we plan on keeping you all posted.
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September 9, 2019
Good morning from the chicken coup this hot Monday morning!
Mr. Chicken called a meeting with the hens and Mr. Rooster early this morning to discuss some local affairs and politics. The first subject to come up was the lawsuit reported in the Chicken Times this week regarding the apartment complex on second street. We chickens want to make it clear that we are opposed to the demolition of this complex to satisfy the old fogies, hysterical commission and the Mayor. It is clear to us that none of these individuals want low income, veterans, or old people to be located there. There are many worse off buildings around town to demolish than this project and shame on those who simply don’t want people with less means to live there. Mr. Rooster also was very irritated that our local judge is making the bank owner of the complex pay a $100,000 bond just to challenge all of this. We challenge everyone to simply ride around that area behind second street and see for yourselves the surrounding area. Shame on the council and the mayor for this attitude towards the poor.
Jobs. Why is it that the Mayor and city council no longer seem to be concerned about jobs. We chickens want to work and all we can find around here is egg laying jobs. The industrial park has never made it off the ground. Zoning issues prevent many businesses from even trying to open. Mr. Rooster thinks that the only thing the old guard wants around Natchitoches is bed and breakfast and tourist attractions. This does not provide the jobs needed to sustain our town. Around here, we depend on the chicken plant, God help us chickens, and the Alliance plant to sustain us. Our other major industry. NSU is critical. We have a president who is doing everything he can to promote the town and the college. One problem is that we have nothing for our students to do. There needs to be some planning and some things done for the students. With no emphasis on jobs and no search for new industry, and a loss of any of the above industry, Natchitoches will die on the vine.
The hens were cackling recently about all of the egg thefts we have had lately. Everywhere we look, there are city police and sheriff’s cars riding around. But when we report the thefts of our eggs, we get a report done and then all is forgotten. We ask the detectives and they simply say they are busy. Maybe one of these sheriff candidates can talk about having few patrol cars and more detectives to actually solve these crimes. Part of the problem we see is a revolving door out at the detention center. Is this because the Sheriff keeps mostly state and federal prisoners for more money and the local thieves are let out quickly so as to save money and have them steal from us once again? We chickens ask the district attorney, the sheriff and our local district judges to give this some thought. We think this is an issue near and dear to those in the parish who are tired of hoping they wake up every morning with nothing missing.
We wont leave you without a little political talk. It seems that one of the most intelligent parish government candidates is Alan McMurtry, the guy who sued parish government for not properly declaring emergencies to purchase materials. We chickens think he is the kind of guy we need in parish government, not these “old” past jurors who just want to cackle about everything and get nothing done. We birds are still urging that the old guard, especially those that served as police jurors be voted out so that our parish government can move forward. They cause nothing but division. Bedgood can’t make a decision or vote, he abstains half the time. Patsy Ward simply runs her mouth and is the most racially divisive person on the council and Chris Page has only one agenda, to change the government back to the old police jury so he can once again be a king and try to run everything himself.
Finally, we read this morning in the Natchitoches Chicken Journal an article from Randy Stelly. We in the coup tend to agree with Mr. Stelly on his well written article and especially his comments regarding Rodney Bedgood, Chris Paige and Patsy Ward.
We chickens hope you all have a great week and that cooler weather will come soon.
Hello from the chicken coup. All us chickens are hoping for cool weather soon!
The hens were out for a stroll the other day and noticed that Swepco had sprayed chemicals down all of their right of ways. It killed everything they sprayed including some trees. Mr. Chicken is concerned about the amount of chemicals and what is being used. Is the chemical safe? Is any of it Roundup? We chickens have decided we are not gonna scratch around in those areas, especially not knowing if the chemicals used are proven safe for the environment. We don’t want our eggs coming out rectangular or square by eating around those areas. We are betting many of you noticed and are wondering the same thing.
Mr. Chicken read in the Chicken Times that the city of Natchitoches is considering spending 10 million dollars on a bicycle path around town. The Times said that some of the funding might come from State and Federal funds. We think that is a huge waste of resources, and we chickens can’t use it for fear of being run over. Besides, none of us can ride a bicycle. Typical government waste in our opinion. It’s always let the government pay for it. As we chickens know, that means let our taxes pay for it. We birds now pay about 2 of every 6 eggs we lay and we have had enough. The only thing we are in favor of is some type of sales tax for roads. We are opposed to property taxes because not everyone pays property taxes.
We were all scratching around in the yard the other day looking for a little food and a discussion came up about the Hopeville project on Second Street. The hens think the city is making a huge mistake demolishing those apartments. First of all, that area has never been very nice. We remember scratching around there for years. It was run down and had no effect on the prized historic district. The area all around the complex is run down and there is no historic value there either. But the mayor, in his wisdom, made a comment recently that he would fight it and did not want “those type people” living there. There was also mention that the local housing authority could take care of people with low incomes. As far as we birds know, there are very few openings for poor people in our town in housing authority sites. Natchitoches struggles to be a tourist town, but seems to forget we have a lot of poor that need housing and subsidized housing. If you say subsidized around here, the “up to do” folks get crazy and oppose it. Natchitoches is 60 plus percent black and that type of mentality is not going to hold up forever.
And speaking of the city being over 60% Black, does anyone not wonder how we have a white mayor? Mr. Chicken thinks the only reason we have a white mayor in a black town is the fact that the black citizens can never have a consensus of a good black candidate and there is usually a lot of jealousy between black factions. We chickens don’t care who is mayor, but we suggest that the city be careful in the things that are said and any opposition to subsidized housing carefully considered. Something like this could create better unity and result in a different government. Mr. Chicken thinks that most of the city population does not care about historic issues, but more about jobs and things like a decent bridge across the river.
Finally, a little politics before we go back to scratchin, laying and clucking. Mr. Rooster was talking yesterday about the candidates for parish council. Seems like all of them have a platform of better roads. That will not cut it and we think parish residents are tired of hearing about roads. What we are all looking for is some real vision as to how they can be fixed and a candidate who will admit that we must have more revenue. We need a candidate who can specifically tell us where we can cut back on expenses along with some type of tax to fix roads. Lip service won’t cut it. We need candidates smart enough to study the budget and come up with real and new ideas.
The hens were over in Bailey Heights last week scratchin for grubs and saw Steve Rachal knocking on doors. He is workin pretty hard and we think the Sheriff’s race will be interesting. All of these political events, and we can’t ever remember having this many, has created more interest. We chickens are betting on a decent turnout.
Happy Labor Day to all! Have a great week!
August 26, 2019
Been a lot of talk and scratchin around the coup this past week. Mr Chicken has been listening to the hens talking about taxes and parish roads. Seems like they all agree that there must be some type of tax passed to improve the roads. The chicken trucks are killing a lot of our friends on the roads headed to Pilgrim’s. Well, they are going to die there anyway, but at least they could have a decent last ride.
Some of the talk in other coups is that there is money already available in Parish Government and we disagree. Yes, there is always waste in government, but it would take most of our parish budget to fix roads, and there is not that much waste. Mr. Rooster says it is not worth arguing about until we get a new set of council members. The current ones need to go as most of them want to go back to the police jury form of government. As a matter of fact, we chickens are embarrassed with Paige, Ward, and Bedgood. We all have our chicken feet crossed that every one of them will be beat so we can make some progress in our parish. We watched live on the coup journal the past few meetings and the hens clucked and carried on half the night after watching those bozos.
Mr Chicken called a meeting to discuss some of those running for office in Natchitoches and Sabine Parishes. Mr. Rooster said he had talked to Mr. Red Rooster in Sabine and heard a lot of chicken scratch about the Sheriff’s race. The subject of Frankie Howard came up with a lot of clucking and crowing. The birds over there were remembering the story about ole Frankie double dipping on his expense account when in the legislature. Seems he was charging his campaign and his legislative account for gas, and double billing for some of it. It was also an outrageous amount of gas and money. We birds are thinking some of it might have been for personal use. Frankie is way up there in age and the birds over there think it is time for him to retire. The current sheriff seems to be doing a good job, is a Christian man and seems to be running a good show. And to be fair, there are a couple of other candidates that seem to be qualified.
Mr. Red Rooster says there is no new news on the Assessor’s race. He says he saw on the coup Facebook that the current clerk and her designated clerk to be went on a little training trip and of course, advertised it all over the coup Facebook. Sadly, the birds were not impressed and not fooled on those type trips and it reeks of pure politics. Looks like the birds over there are thinking on endorsing Polly Brandon and might have her sign on their coup at a later date. Most of them think Polly will be more professional and make some changes to upgrade the office.
Mr. Chicken says the sheriff’s race in Natchitoches has slowed down, and most of the hens are still calling it a runoff between Wright and Pezant, but don’t count out Rachal as he is working hard. Mr. Rooster heard that one of the candidates quit inviting some regulars to campaign meetings and hurt some feelings. That kind of thing can turn votes quickly, most likely some bad advice.
There was a big uproar last week at the coup when a candidate for Parish President, Carl Sias, made a Facebook video that was totally racial in nature and had bad things to say about white people. His video made a lot of waves and the comments regarding it were terrible as they should have been. It was the worst thing we chickens have ever heard in any campaign. Sias won’t get many votes as he is an embarrassment to the entire parish and his ignorance and racist remarks don’t have a place in our community. All us birds think that we will soon know who is behind in the races as the mudslinging will probably start soon. The ones doing the slinging in our opinion will be the ones behind.
Well, that’s it for this Chicken Scratch. We promise to cover more varied subjects in the future. We are gonna be clucking about the city issues as well as some other problem areas we think are important, so stay tuned for next Mondays edition.
August 19, 2019
Hello from the coup, Monday sure does come around quickly. After a round in the yard and out by the road, the hens came back really cackling about all the trash out by the road. It seems that people just don’t care or have any respect these days and you can see that by the beer cans, bottles and Walmart bags all over the place. Mr. Chicken thinks the police should start crackin’ down on litter bugs and the fines should be increased. It is ashamed that people just don’t care about our area, for those that throw out trash, you should be ashamed.
August 12, 2019
Most of us chickens in this yard are republicans and are having a hard time understanding those democrat birds in other coups, mostly up north and in California. The democrat yard birds have lost their minds! They blame big bird Trump for everything and have not given him a break since he was elected. Their ideas scare the bird doo doo out of us conservative chickens. Will they go after us next? These democrats seem to think that the taxes we birds pay should go to pay for everything, free school, free health care, free chicken food, free, free, free! Next thing you know, they will come in our coups, confiscate our guns and leave us to the mercy of the coyotes and foxes. Believe us when we tell you it ain’t fun being chased and eaten by one of those animals with no protection. We birds don’t even have confidence in the chicken FBI for protection anymore, we are worried they are gonna spy on us and we will have no rights before it is over. Some think they gonna make us use the potty in commodes or chicken approved outhouses.
Mr. Rooster was saying the other day that politics, like crime, is getting bad around here too. Murders and crime are on the rise, we are considering a security system for our coup in the near future. Mr. Chicken has been worried, it seems that a lot of young people in their lower teens are walking around with guns stuck in their pants. Mr. Rooster said he doesn’t fool with those kids, mostly in bad neighborhoods and usually takes a path around those places. He is telling us now days, you never know where you might get hurt or killed, nowhere seems safe to him.
Mr. Chicken has been keeping up with local politics and saw the names of all the candidates that qualified for local offices last week. We were all out in the yard scratchin and carrying on discussing the new names and came up with some observations. No new qualifiers in the sheriff’s race, but Mr. Chicken was on his way to the bird doctor in Many the other day and did notice a lot of Steve Rachal signs on the way. It looks to Mr. Chicken that Steve is out there working hard and is gonna make a difference in the race. Mr. Rooster had us vote as a flock and it is the consensus of us birds that Stuart Wright will be first, Steve Pezant second, and Steve Rachal will be third. You just never know how the voters will vote in October, but for now that’s our guess. We all do believe that there will be a runoff with no one getting 50% the first time.
As far as Parish President, there were some significant surprises. We agree that Precious Barber, Jackson Jones and Carl Sias will not be a factor. Jackson has run before for sheriff and got hardly any votes. Carl has run before with the same results and Precious is a great stand on the street with a sign person, but has no chance. As a matter of fact, none of these three in our opinion should be in the race as they are not qualified. The interesting entrance was John Salter, an old police juror who would agree to change the parish government back to the police jury, the same as the incumbents, Paige, Ward and Bedgood. None of us birds including Mr. Rooster want to see that happen. These 4 want to go back to the good old boy system where they can all be kings in their individual castles. We chickens get good cackles and crows when these guys promise better roads. Promises, promises, not gonna happen unless we can pass taxes to fix them. Mr. Chicken can’t wait to hear Mr. Waskom tell us how he plans on fixing the roads with no new taxes. So far, he uses it in his slogan but can’t explain it in person. Mr. Waskom has also taken the low road with some mailers. We chickens put them all together and pooped on them for days. Mr. Richmond seems to be a really nice and highly qualified person and hopefully will not resort to these tactics. Admittedly, our flock likes to poop on those mailers with all those empty promises. For the record, we birds oppose Salter, Bedgood, Paige and Ward.
The parish council races drew some new faces that could be interesting. Rodney (Mr. Abstain on issues) Bedgood drew 3 candidates. Mr. Chicken and the flock think he has some good solid opponents and it is time for him to go. His district runs mostly on the east side of Red River, so the best chance to beat him will come from that area. Mr. Rooster took a fly over the district and noticed some Justin Lester and Marty Cheatwood signs, not many Billy Garland signs yet.
Russel Rachal who we think has done a good job keeping us birds informed drew Larry Paige who we don’t know and old juror John Salter (who once threatened to beat up another juror). Not one of the hens said they would consider voting for John, they heard he carries a big knife and chickens don’t like knives. All you birds have heard the term “chicken with his head cut off”, nope, we are not going there.
All of us were happy about Tim Page becoming the next assessor, the toughest job in the parish and none better to carry on the legacy of Dollie Charles who has done a great job.
On another note, Mr. Chicken called Mr. Red Rooster over in Sabine Parish and got a lot of news from he and his flock. Seems the birds have been scratchin around over there listening to the talk. Mr. Red Rooster says Incumbent Ronny Richardson is ahead in the Sheriff’s race but hears Aaron Mitchell is running second out of a large field. The Assessors race seems to be a real toss up. Former Assessor Conrad Cathey did not run but has been quoted in the media with some interesting comments about the lack of assessments. Talk is that property taxes have gone through the roof over there and has created a huge interest in the race. Former Assessor Carroll Ellzey might be a front runner. Mr. Red Rooster says there is quite a few Ronnie Bison signs around and Ronnie knows a lot of people in Sabine Parish with a good business reputation. Should get interesting. Finally, a huge surprise was Polly Brandon jumping in the Clerk of Courts race. Word is that Polly would be an excellent choice and will give Shelly Salter a good run. Normally, an employee from the office would have an advantage, but Mr. Red Rooster says things might be different in this race. More news from Sabine Parish next time.
Time to do some some scratching, clucking, crowing and egg laying. See you all next Monday!
August 5, 2019
It’s political season and lots of chicken scratch is being discussed around the area.
The Natchitoches Parish sheriff’s race is getting interesting with the addition of Steve Rachal to the list. Signs don’t vote, but there are a lot of them beginning to pop up, not only in yards, but on street corners and roadways which are illegal eye sores. You would think a sheriff’s candidate would obey the law and not allow signs on public areas. Heard some scratch that some are wondering if one of the candidates was put up by another to split the vote and cause a runoff, and maybe promised a job like chief deputy. The chickens I know don’t think that is the case, but we might find out differently at some point. There seems to be a lot of state troopers in sheriff’s positions around, but not sure that will make a difference in this race since one candidate has been in a public position for 20 years and has helped a lot of people. Stuart Wright seems to have a tremendous amount of support in the black community and in the city. Steve Pezant seems to have strong support in the country with the exception of the south part of the parish and the jury is out on Steve Rachal who has family ties in the south part of the parish.